Google Searches that Bring You to Sylvia Liu Land

"Caracas pool party"
Sounds fun. Am I invited?


"robo burger sylvia"
I don't know what it is, but I want one. 


"i'm your daughter"
I doubt it. I remember all the children I've had.


"smallest airstream motorhome" 

If you search for the largest Airstream motorhomes, you won't end up here.  

"illoystrasion pirates"
Is this a short for pirates that are ill from oyster abrasions?


"poor example of magazine contents"
Really, Google? You pull up my blog when someone makes this search? Thanks a lot.


What Google searches land people at your doorsteps? Extra credit if you can incorporate any of the search terms above in your answer.