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Spam Comments can be Fun

© 2012 Sylvia Liu
Lately I've been enjoying the Dada-esque qualities of the spam comments Blogger screens. Do you think real people are hired to write these comments, or are the mish mash of words generated from some addled AI program?

The comments seem to fall into these categories:


 1. Terrible Grammar
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2. Over The Top Praise

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3. Straight Up Sales Pitch


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4. Total Mind Game 


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(And it continues for several more sentences in this vein).

Why don't you give it a try...write a spammy comment here and we'll see whether Blogger will intercept it. (P.S. Just for this post, I'm turning off the spam filter and you can see the real spammers, generally logged in as "Anonymous," at work).



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    1. Sylvia LiuNovember 19, 2012 at 5:34 PM

      Ha. You can quit your day job and start working for the spammers. You've got the lingo down.

      Delete
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  5. Romelle BroasNovember 19, 2012 at 11:27 PM

    Don't you just love it when you know it is a form letter and it has nothing to do with what you've just posted? Funny post. This made me laugh! Thanks, Sylvia.
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    1. Sylvia LiuNovember 20, 2012 at 4:22 PM

      Thanks for stopping by, Romelle "The Spammer" Broas.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2015 at 8:37 AM

    These are hysterical! The old ones I used to get when I first started were similar in length, worse in the mind game department, but now most of them come closer to actual comments. The spelling has not improved. Keeps us laughing though!

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